Thursday, June 21, 2007

Let's have a LAUGH hahaha...

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Say NO to Medicine

DON'T TAKE PANADOL AND PANADOL ACTI FAST AND PANADOL SOLUBLE (ESP.PPL HAVE GASTRIC).
FYI...One real story from a guy...

My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patient. And he knows some of the doctor quite well.The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL (PARACETMOL). In fact,they will turn to Chinese Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives. This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver.According to the doctor, Panadol will reside in the body for at least 5 years. And according to the doctor, there used to be an incident where an air stewardess consumes a lot of panadol during her menstrual as she needs to stand all the time. She's now in her early 30's, and she needs to wash her kidney (DIALYSIS) every month.

As said by the doctor that whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron/Ion imbalance in the brain. As an alternative solution to cope with this matter, they suggested that we buy 1 or 2 cans of isotonic drink ( eg.100PLUS), and mix it with drinking water according to a ratio of 1:1 or 1:2 (simply, it means one cup 100plus, one cup water.or 2 cups water).

Me and my husband have tried this on several occasions, and it seems to work well. Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it bring the blood pressure down from your throbbing head.

As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain). We all will fall ill as we aged, for woman, we would need to go through childbirth. Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer) when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anesthetic tonumb your surgical pain than the average person who seldom or rarely takes Panadol.

If you have a very high intake of Panadol throughout your life (Migraine, Menstrual cramps) it is very likely that normal general anesthetic will have no effects on you as your body is pumped full with panadol and your body is so used to pain killer that you would need a much strongerpain killer, Morphine??

Value your life, THINK b4 you easily pop that familiar pill into your Mouth again.

Thats is one kind of medicine, should not take daily or even more than 5 time in a year.. However it is a toxic to body can make your healthy even worse.. Although can help of certain problem, but then its biggest harmful to your other important organ in your body also.. So whatever it is, take vitamin which can help you to eases the pain slowly.. Ask for friend who have experience and knowledge about vitamin..

No health = ZERO

Working Life




Scam

Here is another case from a guy name Kam Yuen Chan from date 18/5/07..

Dear family members and friends I am writing this e-mail to warn all of you. This is what happen to me on18th may 2007 at 10.00am. The phone rang and i answer, a voice message stated that the call is from the Malaysian High Court mentioning that i have a case toattend at the KL High Court. Rather curious of what sort of case i have, so i press 9 to talk to the operator. The operator speaks very 'slow english' if you know what i mean. She insist that i must give her my name and ic no. in order for her to check what sort of case i have. I hold on for a few seconds and she ask me if thatis really my ic no. I confirmed and she also confirmed that i have a case toattend. She says that she will faxed the doucument over to Bukit Aman Police station and the officer will call me in 3 munites. So i hung up, true enough i received the call less than 2 minutes. He announced himself as Yeoh Long Wah from Bukit Aman police station. He ask me a lot of questions and say the criminal have use my ic detail to open bank account in Maybank and Public Bank in Negeri Sembilan.He then ask me whether i have a bank account in Maybank and Public Bank. I told him that i have a Public Bank a/c. He says that i have to answer his questions honestly so that he can help me with my case. The questions he ask like have you lost yr ic before, did you hand over yr ic to anybody for documentaion and how much money u have in yr a/cI told him i cannot reveal the amount in my account and that i will meet him in Bukit Aman police station. He says fine and meet him before 4pm and gave me thephone no 03-77826222. I rang my lawyer and ask for advise. She ask me to fix the appointment with theso call police on Sat or Monday since today is Friday and mosque day. I called the the no 77826222 and the police answer telling me that this is notBukit Aman police station but police station in OldKlang Road . I told the police the problem and he told me to launch a police report in Subang Jaya police station because they have been receiving a lot of these calls from people. I went to Public Bank to freeze all my a/c for the time being. I am sharing all these with you so that you will not go through the trauma i went through.

This is a scam case, please do not review your account number and balance you have inside your account..

I've one experience as well.. Its about taiwan communication company people calling me by a private no. (recieve a call with written "UNKNOWN" mean its private no.) So i always thought is my mother calling or one of my friend who have this kind of private number come out everytime she call me.. I pick up the call during office hours.. And there is a gal who spoke in mandarin to me.. Her dialect sound exactly like CHINA gal.. Actually i am not very well in mandarin one, but its ok i still can understand a bit by a bit.. Due to the gal spoke quite fast and there is numberous of customer was waiting me for help, i don't get 100% what the gal want from me.. Its goes like this :

Stranger gal : Hello, ni hao.. May i know how to call you..

me : Hello, yes who are you? Who are you looking for?

Stranger gal : I am from Taiwan telecommunication company.. Now have such technologies can check your friend or love one location when you on the phone.. So i am from taiwan would like to know your detail such as your full name, address and bla.. bla.. bla..

Me : I beg your pardon.. What do you mean?

(stranger gal) * actually she repeat again what she tell me just now*
Stranger gal : Bothering you to give me your full name please.. and other detail..

(me) *Alrite then i let her know my full name*

Stranger gal : Where do you live? and bla bla..

With many customer there i lazy to entertain her then i ask her to wait me for awhile..
About 5 minutes then i reply her again.. I tot she will hung up.. Suprise she still there.. then i answer..

Me : I'm sorry i am very busy with my work.. Actually what is this all about? And can you speak to me in cantonese.. Because i dun really understand what you mean..

(Stranger gal) * She try to speak in cantonese but its damn funny because she speak cantonese in a mandarin dialect..

Unfortunately, i still don't understand most and i feel its a scam.. So i dun want to entertain her anymore by saying

ME : I'm sorry.. Seriously i am very busy with my work, i can't talk to you right now.. Can you call back later..

Stranger gal : Ok, sorry ahh.. Later i will call you..

After couple of hours, around 7 something a private call me again.. I answer the call and told the stranger gal i am not interested and i dun really want to apply eventhough is "FOC".. After that i ask her to hang up the phone.. After the next day, the stranger gal call again and this time i ask my coll help me answer the call.. My coll just answer the stranger gal the owner is not around... I dunno anything.. Finally, stranger gal not call me anymore..

I told my friend about this incident, some of them got this call as well..